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(1-618): Just had a smooth...
(1-618): Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
(618): Your skills amaze me.
12 Brutally Honest Shirts That Speak Your Mind For You
Because you've got more important things to do...
This Woman Lost 80 Pounds And She Was Still Body-Shamed By Lululemon Employees
Major side-eye, Lululemon.
Can You Guess Which Hollywood Celeb Is The Oldest?
No one ages in Hollywood, right?
Scary Spice Explains The Super Honest Story Behind The Spice Girls' Nicknames
It's not as "Girl Power" as you might think.
This Feminist Group Protested Topless At The Unveiling Of A Trump Wax Figure
(414): Quick question—how good...
(414): Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend.
The Father Of Maybelline's First Male Spokesmodel Claps Back At One Of His Son's Homophobic Haters
"Good day, sir."
15 Products That Will Make Your Life Easier If You Have Boobs
Give your girls some love.
(707): Drunk sperm are not...
(707): Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Everything From The 1990s That's Making A Comeback This Week
Party like it's 1997?
Here's Why 15 Tragically Stupid Employees Got Fired, As Told By Their Managers
(678): Why thank you for your...
(678): Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
14 Of The Most Impressive Deals Amazon Has To Offer Today
Get in loser, we're going shopping!
(905): We fucked for 9 months, but...
(905): We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
17 Adoption Stories That Will Warm Your Heart
Grab your tissues.
5 Video Game Puzzles Totally Designed To Gaslight You
By Daniel O'Brien Published: January 18th, 2017
(813): Of course I fucked him. He...
(813): Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
17 Savage Responses To Donald Trump's Awkward Facebook Inauguration Invite
(707): I couldn't find my hair...
(707): I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
(908): In other news, I tore a...
(908): In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going.
Insta-Famous Fitness Model Reminds Us How Bullsh*t Instagram Can Be In Just 2 Pictures
She knows her angles...
5 Reasons Why Passwords Are Useless
By Erik Germ Published: January 18th, 2017
6 Honest Assessments About The Chance Of World War 3
By David Christopher Bell Published: January 18th, 2017
5 Things You Only Learn About America Foreclosing On Homes
By Robert Evans Published: January 18th, 2017
(407): i found you laying on the...
(407): i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
31 'Kid-Friendly' Things That Were Actually Terrifying
By CRACKED Readers Published: January 18th, 2017
7 Pieces Of Good News About Huge Stories (No One Told You)
By Jonathan Milward,Mike Bedard,Ivan Farkas Published: January 18th, 2017
This Guy Sewed A Full Ball Gown For His 'Beauty And The Beast'-Inspired Proposal
Tale as old as time ...
6 Reasons Everyone Should Keep a Journal
It's a free and easy way to get your mind healthy...
Maisie Williams Asked For Pics Of Her And Sophie Turner As Kids And Twitter Didn't Disappoint
These might make you feel old AF
23 Delicate One-Line Tattoos That Will Inspire You To Get Inked Right Now
I'll take one of each please.
9 Bizarre Easter Eggs Lurking In Classic Video Games
By Matt Farmer,Tara Marie Published: January 17th, 2017
(269): I was playing 'If You...
(269): I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother.
(508): So was this before or after...
(508): So was this before or after he cried about trump?
This Guy's Trendy 150 Square Foot Apartment Proves Size Doesn't Always Matter
(248): Lol woke up with mangoes in...
(248): Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me.
Donald Trump Accidentally Tweeted At The Wrong Ivanka, And Her Response Was Fire
This is how you keep it classy.
(707): Homeboy just asked me to...
(707): Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Bella Hadid's New Tattoos Are Tiny And Fabulous
Tiny tats are the way to go...
Twitter Is Tearing Apart A Baseball Player Who Tried To Mansplain Birth Control To Jessica Chastain
Oh, hell no.
These 8 Men Have As Much Wealth As Half The World's Population
All The WTF Moments From Last Night's 'Bachelor' Episode In Just 28 Tweets
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
This 15-Year-Old Dancer And Her Killer Moves Are Destroying Ballerina Stereotypes
"I have been told numerous times by teachers that I will get nowhere in the dance world if I do not lose this weight."
(551): I'm kinda sad I'm leaving...
(551): I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
14 Things You Need To Make Your Bar Cart Look Classy As F*ck
Pinkies up, y'all.
9 'Smart' Products Clearly Designed For Stupid Rich People
By Jim Avery Published: January 17th, 2017
(609): how do i act around someone...
(609): how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
(501): he made me cum so hard i...
(501): he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack.
17 Sex Facts That Will Make You Gasp (In A Good Way)
16 Times Chrissy Teigen and John Legend Were The Physical Embodiment of Relationship Goals
I want them to adopt me.
6 Normal Products MAN-ified For No F*cking Reason
By Pauli Poisuo,Isaac Cabe Published: January 17th, 2017
5 Mind Blowing Epilogues To The Most Famous Photos Ever
By Alyssa Feller,Markos Hasiotis,Lucas Rosa,Luke Miller Published: January 17th, 2017
What Life Is Like When Gay But Marry Hetero
By Carolyn Burke Published: January 17th, 2017
(630): you know you're in deep...
(630): you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
15 Influential Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes That Continue To Inspire Greatness
"No one really knows why they are alive until they know what they'd die for."
Miley Cyrus Threw An N.W.A.-Themed Birthday Party For Liam Hemsworth And Things Got Pretty Racist
Oh, Miley. Not again.
There's A Pop Up 'Game Of Thrones' Bar And We Want To Go To There
Fill my goblet with Dornish red!
20 People Who've Already F**ked Up Their New Year's Resolutions
Don't let your dreams be dreams.
16 Songs You Probably Didn't Realize Were Covers
You'd be surprised.
This Photo With Kendall Jenner Has An Odd Amount Of Legs And It's Confusing Everyone
Whose leg is this?
5 People Who Had A Rougher Weekend Than You Did
The hangover isn't looking so bad anymore, is it?
The 16 Most Annoying Things About Music Right Now
By CRACKED Readers Published: January 16th, 2017
(310): Nah, I was done when the...
(310): Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
(914): There's nothing like...
(914): There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper.
17 Brother-Sister Tattoos That Exemplify Sibling Bonds
Because being siblings isn't permanent enough.
15 Of The Most Impressive Deals Amazon Has To Offer Today
And there goes my paycheck.
(774): It's hard to talk dirty...
(774): It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter.
(707): I never imagine I'd say...
(707): I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Model Peta Murgatroyd Is Showing Off Her Post-Baby Body To Prove That Nobody 'Bounces Back' Right After Giving Birth
"Many people think a woman should shrink right back to her pre-birth weight immediately."
For Every Woman Who Has Over-Plucked Their Eyebrows, This Instagram Is For You
Better than a unibrow.
This Teen Turned Her Leg Into A Work Of Art Instead Of Self-Harming
"For me in that moment, I tried to turn my body - something I don't consider to be beautiful - into a canvas."
The 6 Worst Ways People Made Money (Includes Boiling Kids)
By B.T. Doran Published: January 16th, 2017
4 Movie Straw Men Characters Who Make No Sense
By Jack O'Brien Published: January 16th, 2017
(931): Sorry, I gave half my brain...
(931): Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma.
5 Mind-Bending Fan Theories About Famous TV Shows
By JM McNab Published: January 16th, 2017
The 7 Most WTF Scandals In eSports History
By Luke McKinney Published: January 16th, 2017
This Week In Bullsh*t Beauty Trends: 'Blorange' Hair
Its name literally sounds like someone vomiting.
(717): Just remember, the Browns...
(717): Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
(941): Yeah last night got weird...
(941): Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
23 Instances That Will Make You Run The Other Way
(501): Why can't they just let...
(501): Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
(+44): He radiates elegant sexual...
(+44): He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The Huge Cyst On This Guy's Butt Cheek Will Have You Rethinking Ordering Your Eggs Runny
(260): Hey! Happy Birthday! Could...
(260): Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
(479): I have booze and I wanna...
(479): I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
(706): She was on top, but I lost...
(706): She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator.".
(843): 2017 is my year to realize...
(843): 2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner.
12 Moms On The One Lesson They Wish They Could Magically Teach Their Children
Moms get real about motherhood.
SNL Totally Nailed 'The Bachelor' In This Hilarious Parody Sketch
"Can I steal him for a sec?"
(630): Do you think my laundromat...
(630): Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
The Golden Age Of Television Is About To Go Bust
By Daniel Dockery Published: January 15th, 2017
7 Insane Ways Actors Got The Ideas For Famous Performances
By JM McNab Published: January 15th, 2017
13 Ways To Get More Storage Space Out Of That Tiny-Ass Bathroom
If you've got a tiny space and a slight proclivity to hoard beauty products.
15 Recovered Messages That Would Explain Bad Movie Decisions
By CRACKED Readers Published: January 15th, 2017
(561): That dick was not the dick...
(561): That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old.
(702): You stared at a Swedish...
(702): You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons".
We're Busting Out Our Most Dino-tastic T-Shirts Just For You
By Dan Duddy Published: January 15th, 2017
The 13 Greatest Thank You Cards Ever
By Chris Bucholz Published: January 15th, 2017
5 Times Movie Protagonists Overreacted In The Worst Way
By J.F. Sargent Published: January 15th, 2017
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